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Wednesday, January 26, 2011

macam-macam...

tajUk 1 : pEgi pRogRam

siTuasi 1 :
nmE aQ kNe pgGil ngN MPP n JTK!!!
(whoA!!MPP n JTK pgGil,,.wiwEeet!!)
"aNda dkHendaki nTok m'hAdiri proGram Sir wa hAzar,,,,"
(huh??program pEw uh???)
"mNyeramkan jEw bUnyi yew"

siTuasi 2 :
"aQ kTe jgN pEgi ar,,.ko ny dEgil"
(aQ mMg xnk pEgi powN,,.mLas)
???tp bLh tmbAh iLmu agAme,,.???
*anGkt tAngan aNda,ltak kn di dada smBil mAta Memandang ke atAs..smbiL b'kaTa,,.
"usTazah!!"
"jgN pEgi,,.ko tu da la lRus bNduL thAp Giga,,.kang buAtnyer tym ko bLik 
dr progrAm uh,,ko jD owG lEn,,.
aQ xnk ngAku kawAn,,.hehEe,,.~~"

kOnkLusi : xpEgi powN..haha,,.


Tajuk 2 : Maz da miAng,,.

Situasi 1 :
"waaaaaaaahAHhahaHahaha,,...dbA!!!!tD aQ tr sRemapak ngN si A!!!ahahaHhaha,,
bhAgia nyEr idOp!!haha"
dba : yG ko nY kNape??da pTus Fius??
(muKa bRkErut~~~da BengOng agAknyEr kwN aQ sowG nEyh,,.)
suHa : ko ny sumE owG ko nk,,.si B ko nk,si C ko nK,,si D ko nk,,.
aSal la ko x sukE laki sAtu dUNia ny ajEw??
msoKkan kn skLy nEpal kEw owG Eskimo kEw..,kn vArieTy 2,,.

Tindakan aQ : abAikan,,.huhu..yaDa yAda..,,
(masiH dLm gAya miAng)

Situasi 2 : 
"wahahaah,,..~~~aQ jmpe dyE lagi!!!!!ePy giLer,,."
tNdakan dBa dan suhA : (tutOp teLinga!!!!bDk ny da kuAr aUra miAng dyE!!!)
suHa : dah2 la tu mAz,,.diowG tu bkN nyEr taW powN ko mnAt diowG,,.
dba : ntAh ko,,.haha,,.
(ntAh2,,..diowG powN dLm snYap2 mNat at aQ jGk..,hik3!!!,,.)
dba n suHa : JGN PERASAN LA!!!!!
(uik????cmNe diowG dgAr??)


tNdakan aQ :Abaikan... cmNy kEw kwN bEb,,.ptOt nyEr kowG sApoT aQ dari depAn,,.
ini tak,,.sApoT aQ dari bLakang,,.pEw la,,.

KonkLusi : maz seorAng yAng peMalu,,.
sEbab tu kLau mnAt sumoNe dipNdam jEw,,.
hehEe,,.iyE kEw??


Tajuk 3 : lAzy cRazy,,.

siTuasi 1: 
waKtu : 10.30 mLm 

"wEyh kowG,,.aQ lpAr la,,.dEw mEgi x??"
dBa n Nasuha : xdEw..,ko lpAr ag??
bkN pTg tD ko bRu mkN kEw??
"da cOnvErt jD tEnaga n da guNe pkAi da n da abiZ da powN"
dba n nAsuha : oooooo,,,...,,
(bAik aQ g mNgemis mEgi at saTu asrama ny jap)..,,

Situasi 2 :

"aQ da dpT mEgi!!"
5 mNit kMudian,,,..
"bErghhhhhh!!!AlhamduLillah,,."
dbA : ish,,.xsnOnoh punYer anAk dAra,,.
(sEgala puJi bG ALLAH tuhan sekalian Alam..,)


Situasi 3 :
3 hAri sLepas itu,,.
dba : MAZ!!!!!!
(kEtika itu,raSa macAm nk gEmpa bUmi!!)
knApe xbAsoH mGkok yG ko guNe wt mEgi nEyh???
bNde ny da b'kuLat b'sEmak b'hAbok,,.
ko nk bEla bActEria kEw apE???
pEgi bAsOh cpAt!!!
suhA : ny plastik mEgi stAon lpAs powN ko xbuAng ag ny!!!aDuihhh,,
ko nk wt bLik ny jD pEw??
tmpAt pLupusan smpAh kEw apE???..,

tNdakan aQ : (bRu bgOn tiDo,,.tRos jD Platih PLKN nk g b'kawAt,,.
tkowT kNe Lipat ngN kOmandEr..,huhu,,.~~)


KoNkLusi : bKn mLas,,.tp pLupa owgnyEr..,hehEe,,.~~


ny lA dyE idOpku..,di bLik Tut..,,,.(xbLh gTaw,,.t kNtoi,,.hehEe,,.~~)
dEw 3 owG ahLi,,.sowG pMalas+plupA,,.
sowG stEady,,.
sowG ag rAjin thAp kmAs brG xiGt duNia..,
ahaha,,.~~

papE powN,,.
ny la idOpku d cNy,,.
di pErantauAn,,.
cEwaAhhh!!











                                                                            

5 comments:

Najla said...

woyt!!!!!
sal dew nme aq!!!!
x ley blah a ayt2 ko....bombas...
boom kebaboom!!!!
hua3!!!
u're my best freind in had....sob3!!!

mazNi mAz said...

haha,,.ala,,.xpEw ar..,
fEymEs ckEt..,
huhu,,.
haha,,.cOpy n pAste jEw la,,.
u'r mY bEz fRiEnd too,,.hik3!!

ashu abdullah said...

kelakar giler...
hahaha...
best2...
wat cite lain plak ye...
hehe...=)

mazNi mAz said...

hahaha,,.
2 ar kHidupaN sbEnar kTe at cNy,,.
huhu,,.
insyaAllah,,.
aQ wt ciTe lEn pLak yEw,,.haha,,.~~

ashu abdullah said...

yeh,..that's the reality of our life here...hehe~

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